So yesterday I had this birthday party mess to deal with – buncha deflated balloons staring me down. My own helium tank? Dead...												
		
			
									So today I went down this rabbit hole after reading a dumb meme online claiming you could float away with helium balloons lik...												
		
			
									The Garage Cleanout Surprise
So last weekend I decided to finally tackle my disaster zone of a garage. Was shoving aside old ...												
		
			
									Okay guys, buckle up because I gotta tell you about my battle with balloon fat. Seriously, it sneaks up on you like a bad Wi-...												
		
			
									My Balloon Insufflation Deep Dive
So, I kept hearing whispers about balloon insufflation lately – people online buzzing, a fr...												
		
			
									My Balloon Lift Experiment Starts
Okay, picture this. I saw folks on YouTube lifting stuff with balloons and thought, how har...												
		
			
									That Helium Balloon Drama
Man, I was getting seriously annoyed. Threw this awesome backyard party last weekend, tied a bunch ...												
		
			
									So today I finally tested that helium tank sitting in my garage. Everyone asks how many balloons one tank can fill. Honestly?...												
		
			
									Woke up at 4 AM sharp, coffee pot bubbling before my eyes even focused properly. Always gotta beat the sunrise for eagles, yo...												
		
			
									When my kid's birthday rolled around, I decided to go all-in decorating our garage party space myself. Grabbed every balloon ...												
		
			