Okay, so I messed around with this “balloon vendors” thing today, and let me tell you, it was a bit of a rollercoaster. I started out thinking, “This will be easy, a piece of cake!” Boy, was I wrong.

First, I gathered all my materials. I mean, you can’t have balloon vendors without balloons, right? So I got a bunch of different colored balloons, some string, and one of those helium tanks. I’ve always wanted to play with one of those.
The Inflating Begins
- Step 1: Blow up the balloons. Sounds simple, but those suckers are slippery! I chased a few around the room after they popped out of my hands.
- Step 2: Tie them off. My fingers are still sore from tying all those little knots. Pro-tip: get someone to help you with this part.
- Step 3: Attach the string. I used different lengths of string to make it look all fancy, like a real balloon vendor’s display.
The helium tank was a whole other adventure. I followed the instructions (mostly), but I definitely inhaled a little bit of helium. My voice went all squeaky for a few minutes – it was hilarious!
Then came the “vendor” part. I set up a little stand in my * wasn’t exactly a bustling street corner, but hey, gotta start somewhere, right?
I even made a little sign that said “Balloons for Sale!” with some markers. I am not sure I did a good * it looks very ugly.
The whole process took me a good chunk of the afternoon. There was a lot of trial and error. Lots of balloons popped, strings tangled, and I may or may not have tripped over the helium tank once or twice.

But you know what? I did it. I created my own little balloon vendor setup. It wasn’t perfect, but it was mine. And that’s all that matters, right?
Maybe I try sell some to my neighbors’ kids tomorrow. Wish me luck!